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LiveJournal Trading Cards Free Account Edition thinkclara User Number: 8270643 Date Created:2005-09-12 Number of Posts: 150 Clara looks like a modern day snow white... but in better clothing. She constantly checks her LiveJournal page and posts whenever possible. She is relatively harmless and, if approached with caution, she usually doesn't bite. Strengths: Clara is the life of any party, she is intelligent and opinionated, she speaks her mind and won't take shit from anybody. Weaknesses: Clara's biggest weakness is her love of blogging sites. She not only has a LiveJournal but also a dreaded MySpace and her occasionally updated facebook and Xanga. Other weaknesses include pretty boys, cool cars, pretty boys who drive cool cars, pretty flowers, and so much more (mostly involving the word 'pretty'). To defeat Clara one should use a combination of Chocolate and tickleing her rarely revealed weak-spot. Special Skills: Clara's special skills include singing, acting, dancing, drawing, and painting. Her more unique skills include unwraping a starburst with her tongue, tying a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue, eastern european accents, and looking surprisingly good in hats. Weapons: Clara's weapons include but are not limited to her expanse of incredibly random knowledge, her heavy backpack (which she will throw at you if you aren't careful), political bottons (those pins can be sharp!), and her sister's riding crop, which she will borrow and use to whip those who are out of line... Among other things. ::Manaical Yet Suductive Laugh:: Vocabulary: Clara's vocabulary is sprinkled with big words she has read in books and discovered through livejournal's 'word of the day'. It is her goal to further expand her lingual range to an impressive size. Her profanities of choice are quite entertaining and include such gems as 'JesusTapDancingChrist' and 'Fuck fuckity fuck fuck Penis'. These are accompanied by many random phrases from off the top of her head, such as 'Elmer Fudd on a Stick!' or 'Jimminy Cricket Bats!'. In her world 'boobs' are called 'Charleys' and attractive young men are 'sex popsicles', a term of her own invention.

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My Name is Clara. I am a 10th grader at Laurel School. I love Theatre. And Singing, and dancing and basicly anything that's on stage. I perfer long, barefoot walks in the grass at sunrise to long walks on the beach. I will breakout into song without warning. I break into fits of laughter with out warning.... this is because I have so many inside jokes that you probably just unknowingly said one. I often scare people with my intensity. I'm a confident, loud, and vibrant person who is up for anything. I don't like it when you insult me or my friends and I won't let it pass. I hate the words Faggot, N*****, Retarded, Cunt and Ointment... so don't say them around me, please. I love the company of people, whether we are talking, singing, dancing, working, playing, or simply being together, I will have a good time. I like to dance crazily around my room in my underwear, I like to dance crazily everywhere else. I like the spotlight, I don't mean being the center of attention, but just being up there on the stage with the lights blinding you, because nothing else matters when you're there. I love my family. I have two half brothers, Urban and Clarence, and a sister, Dorothy. Urban is a Paratrouper in the army, Clarence is a Journalist, Dorothy is my animal obsessed 13-year-old-baby sister. I have a dog named Parker. My Mother loves the earth and everyone on it, My father listens to good music and he listens to me. One Day I will be a successful Actress, just watch me. End.






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